you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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