try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
