It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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