Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
whose ass print is on the piano?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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