she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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