To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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