the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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