Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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