i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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