We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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