When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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