Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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