Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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