woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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