The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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