The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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