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(720): View more from Colorado

yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers

(1-720): View more from Colorado

eat her like coffee?

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(620): View more from Kansas

How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?

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(586): View more from Michigan

No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.

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(518): View more from New York

no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.

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(863): View more from Florida

In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.

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(647): View more from Ontario

We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.

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