And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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