i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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