school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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