Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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