Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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