I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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