I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I think my moral compass just broke
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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