glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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