on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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