Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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