Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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