Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Randomize
