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  Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.

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  "We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.

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  I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.

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• It's wrong, but I want to fuck his brain.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:20pm

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• Nikiforov? That you?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:10pm

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• oh, the university of chicago... where even texts can be pretentious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:05pm

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• HAHAHHAHA "best ...breakUP EVER!!" good job making chicago look bad

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:33am

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• This is so typical Chicago lifer. This guy wouldn't be able to sit and have a conversation with anyone. He can write email novels and text brochures but his best attempt at speaking would be some big passive aggressive temper tantrum I'm sure.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:29pm

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• dont listen to them your a-okay

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:56am

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• Best.....break up.......ever.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 5:36pm

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• I'm thinking a philosophy or english major. Eh?

  Submitted by kiaaa on Aug 2, 10 at 6:41am

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• This really isn't a break up txt... Seeing as they "never really existed".

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:59am

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• I find this to be terribly amusing...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:45pm

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• So douchy

  Submitted by Savagejay on Apr 12, 10 at 10:37pm

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• What you've just said is one if the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be consider a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  Submitted by jonyco on Aug 11, 11 at 3:01pm

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• No fuckin homo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:42pm

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• Ahahah loveeee it. What an AP breakup.

  Submitted by 01010101 on May 4, 10 at 1:31pm

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• I have no idea what the fuck you just said, but it made me feel awesome.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:51am

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• 229 and 605, WORD.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:53am

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• Major props 6:05

  Submitted by Zulu on Jul 6, 10 at 3:08pm

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• What the fuck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:10am

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• I think I just figured out why this guy is probably still single.

  Submitted by Kash7298 on Jan 7, 12 at 10:43pm

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• Jesus, who is this kid?

  Submitted by Journeyman on Nov 28, 10 at 4:41pm

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• who the hell voted for this to be on here? i hate hipsters.

  Submitted by sounrad on Nov 23, 10 at 12:40am

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