it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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