I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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