Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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