dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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