Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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