Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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