i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
