I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
you never un-have a 4some
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