If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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