We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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