butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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