If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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