wakey wakey hands off snakey
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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