he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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