The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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