these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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