we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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