I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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