Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
operation have a gay friend backfired
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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