what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hippo gnu deer
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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